Progenitor Wand, called ‘Lair Sepisan (first born)

Vine, cork and ‘mothers’ wood, w/ petrified power bolts. 

The matriarch of elder wands in your (unworthy!) hands. Use with caution. Never wave about, cast in vain, or point at a person (or edifice) in jest. Do not handle when inebriated. Keep away from ivory (or exposed bone). Keep away from other wands, especially elder wands, which the progenitor will consume. Do not display as a 'conversation piece'. Never converse about this object. Keep covered in raw burlap. Reveal in strong sunlight or the light of an oil lamp. Rain may cause flaring. Immersion in water will cause a high temperature fire. Never touch damaged areas on this object as there is a danger of unmediated seepage. The progenitor wand, when exposed to a moonless night sky, will seek to return to its maker by any means necessary. 

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