Hubble Pillow (sky's the limit)
This one-of-a kind weightless cushion inspired by Edwin Hubble's telescopic images of the stars (we learned in retrospect!) is in fact a none-of-a-kind pillow and a nothing-of-the-kind object because it cannot be had at any price (try us, we may be bluffing). The original was lost in a sailing accident. Should you attempt to acquire this mirage by making an insane offer, to quote Edwin Hubble: "The sky's the limit!" Go for it. Buy it twice. Buy it again and again! Every cent of your payments will go to support free music lessons for children in the South Bronx, and you will receive two photograph, one of the pillow, and the other you will only see if you buy.